SAUCY KONVERSATIONS WITH MELANIE BROWN AND HUBBY

Melanie Brown debuted her clothing line "Catty Couture" in California yesterday and her husband Stephen Belafonte showed up:
Mel b to self:Bloody hell,these paps need to finish up before my hubby drops by. Oh,bloody hell here he comes.

Mel B to Self:If he don't get his mouth off mine!Bloody hell,the paps are watching.
Stephen to Self:Eat your heart out, Eddie Murphy!

Mel B turns around and speaks:What in blooming hell was that?You minus well grabbed my arse. Bloody hell,i say!
Stephen:Just laughs

KEYSHIA AND FLOYD HAVE SAUCY KONVERSATIONS

In this episode of Saucy Konversations,we have with us singer Keyshia Cole and her very good friend Floyd Mayweather. Wonder what they are whispering to each other? WOnder no more!



Floyd Mayweather:Yo,thank you so much for coming out to my party. All them other friends i call friends didn't even show up. Anyway,you my dime piece;you just there for a brother. Man,remeber last weekend?That was fun right? You look really sexy and stuff. How' bout we hit up a hotel after this mother?

Keyshia Cole:Keyshia just smiles

Floyd Mayweather:Nah,for real,ma. You just real sexy and all and am really feeling your hair tho'. This black stuff way better than that orange stuff you be rocking. Don't get me wrong..You real sexy and ish but this new hair is what's up! So you wanna head up on out of here?

Keyshia Cole:Fo'sho. You real cool Floyd. I'm glad i came through..nah,mean?

RIHANNA APPRECIATES ART-Saucy Konversations

Rihanna took some time out of her busy schedule to appreciate some fine art. Meanwhile,her father who was once addicted to crack, speaks to SundayMirror. READ MORE HERE



RIHANNA TO BFF:GIRL,THESE SHOES ARE HOT BUT THEY ARE KILLING ME(LAUGHS)
BFF:YOU AIN'T LYING

RIHANNA TO SELF:I NEED TO CALL MY BOO CHRIS TO SEE WHAT HE IS UP TO(Rihanna picks up the phone and dials)

RIHANNA TO SELF:OH,NOW I GET IT!

RIHANNA AND BFF LEAVE THE ART GALLERY AS THE PAPARAZZI SNAPS AWAY....


Picture Source:OH-Rihanna

TERRENCE HOWARD TELLS PARIS TO USE BABY WIPES-Saucy Konversations

Paris Hilton and Terrence Howard were recently spotted in Mallorca, Spain,for the Playing for Good Foundation. The event took place from August 30th - September 1st. Check out another rendition of Saucy Konversations,Terrence and Paris edition.


Terrence Howard: So you don't use baby wipes? Then you are not completely clean and i couldn't date you. You see,Paris,baby wipes is the only way to completely wash yourself.
Paris listens silently and is about to erupt into laughter

Paris erupts into laughter. Terrence becomes silent and realizes Paris could use all the dry toilet paper in her bathroom to stuff her bra.
Terrence Howard is aghast because he realizes that both women do not use baby wipes!

Another man(not JAYZ)kisses Beyonce -Saucy Konversations

Hip-hop's hottest couple were spotted at yet another basketball game on August 29th in Vegas. Check out the pictures and imagined converstions below in a segment that i like to call "Saucy Konversations."


Jay Z sits back silently as an unidentified man kisses his girl Beyonce.
Jay Z:Man,if that fake @$$ looking Game don't get his lips of my girl
Beyonce:Oh,Naw.

Jay Z:I see you,pimpin'. Next time try to kiss her when we not in public.
Beyonce:Oh,Naw. Maybe if i cover up my cheek,J won't get mad.
Jay Z watches as unidentified man leaves
Jay Z:Peace out,Playa.
Beyonce just smiles on. After a few minutes the game starts.Jay Z:B,you see him? Yeah,he about to dunk that mother. Yeah,watch.
Beyonce just watches

Jay Z stands up and starts clapping.
Jay Z: Yeah,i told you,B. yeah!
Beyonce:Oh,Naw.Sit down,J

The couple enjoy the rest of the game in bliss.

ROBIN THICKE AND BEYONCE-Saucy Konverstaions

Robin Thicke to Beyonce:How about you and I and that Phat Booty head over to my room and kick it?
Beyonce:About to erupt in laughter


Beyonce: Erupts in laughter
Robin Thicke to himself:Man,i was serious and she laughing at me?

Beyonce to herself: He so crazy(still laughing)
Robin Thicke: A little dazed from booze and drugs.

Has anyone seen Beyonce laugh so hard? Jay-Z,where you at Big Pimpin? And Paula Patton...Come get your husband.
Pictures Taken at Beyonce tour after-party last night in Miami.

LIL KIM AND RAY J NIPPLE SLIPS AND B-DAY-Saucy Konversations

So Lil'Kim celebrated her 33rd birthday with a few friends and boyfriend?Ray J(say it isn't so!)Well, it has not been confirmed if Ray j and Lil Kim are a couple or not but you put the pieces together. Anyway,as Lil'Kim was getting into her alleged man's ride,her nipple slipped out of her top:TMZ has the video HERE This all happened on 7/10/07 day before her birthday 7/11/07.


You ever wondered what some of these celebrities are saying to each other in some of these pictures? Wonder no more! In this new segment called Saucy Konversations,i attempt to figure out what these celebrities are saying to one another. Disclaimer:I do not claim that any of these coversations were said by said parties.



Lil Kim and Bodyguard walk to car*Birds Chirp as silence ensues*



Lil Kim to Bodyguard:Okay,honey. Bye



Lil Kim says to self: O'snap,my top falling off. Help me ,B(Bodyguard).


Ray J to Lil Kim: Girl,you let my babies out before our sex tape comes out. Girl, i wanna put them in my mouth,girl. Can't wait to get you home!
Lil Kim:just laughs


Ray J: Yo,watch me.i'mma loose the stalkerazzi.
Lil Kim: Just stares


Want more? Watch little kim drop it like it's hot for her Birthday and her man Ray J(alleged)